Study after study has shown that what used to be thought of as rare and deviant sexual behavior has turned out to be pretty typical. Did You Know that Being Kinky is Actually Really Normal? There's a market for each and every one of them and that's fine. As long as you're being safe, sane, and consensual, there's no harm in giving it a try. Suprise kinks crop up sometimes and can lead to some fun, satisfying evenings. Instead, be excited you've come upon an opportunity to explore something you didn't know you might want to explore. What Do I Do If I Like One of the Weird Sex Toys on Here?Дon't panic! There's nothing wrong with that. If you like your toys to be cute, this might be for you. Your little squirrel buddy is made of body-safe silicone and has a magnetic induction charger so the entire toy is sealed and waterproof, meaning itвЂ™s safe to use in the bathtub. In addition to the air pleasure squirrel mouth (not a phrase I ever thought IвЂ™d use) the squirrelвЂ™s tail is insertable and vibrates with 10 different power settings. This squirrel is trying so hard and thatвЂ™s not what I want to be thinking about. Look at the little squinty eyes, shut in concentration.

That part of this toy isnвЂ™t strange and it very likely would feel amazing to useвЂ“but itвЂ™s weird when itвЂ™s a squirrel. I have the We-Vibe Melt and itвЂ™s solidly my favorite toy I have ever tried. Real talk, air pleasure toys that simulate sucking are out of this world if you have a clitoris. I havenвЂ™t personally had a fantasy about a small rodent performing oral sex on me, but apparently, thatвЂ™s a thing or else how do you explain this Squirrel Sucking Toy? YouвЂ™re welcome.Д¬ryptid fanatics and horror fans can enjoy the substantial loving of this Monster, Alien, or Murloc from WoW. I came across this toy and I had to double-check and nope, they do not have this organ. I would also include this rooster dil here because roosters do not have a peen. Good on you, mythical beast lovers.ДЇor fantasy nerds, you can get toy versions of a basilisk, unicorn, as well as several versions of dragon from flesh-toned to neon green and scaleyвЂ“which, IвЂ™ll be honest, looks more like a grub than something IвЂ™d like to sit on. Interestingly enough, compared to real animal replicas, the mythical toys seem to be consistently made of quality silicone. There is a wide range of mythical creature dildos to be found on Amazon if you know where to look. (It also comes in a glow-in-the-dark version.) If youвЂ™ve ever watched your favorite fantasy movies and thought, вЂњMan, I wish I could really ride that basilisk all the way to my bedroom,вЂќ youвЂ™re in luck. If thatвЂ™s a bit much, thereвЂ™s also BelladonnaвЂ™s Magic Hand, an 11-inch realistic hand with the fingers more pointed for easier insertion.

It offers 14 inches of insertable length. Keep in mind that this isnвЂ™t silicone so it canвЂ™t be sterilized and itвЂ™s not extra firm so it can be on the floppy side. It takes time to stretch and acclimate to something of this size so this makes for a good practice tool to work up to it over time. These toys are great if youвЂ™re interested in fisting but not ready to do it with a partner. ItвЂ™s been brought up to me, regarding these toys, that the majority of us already have a hand, two even, but the angle of going solo is a real hassle. There have been informative how-to articles for fisting on even WomenвЂ™s Health Magazine and Cosmo. (ThatвЂ™s a little fisting pun for you right there.)ДЇisting is a practice that seems like it would be on the margins but is, again, more common than youвЂ™d think. I know plenty of good, averagely-kinky folks who are into fisting but that still doesnвЂ™t mitigate my initial creep-out factor when I see a this fisting toy thatвЂ™s a cast of a human arm. It comes in this fleshy peach tone, purple, and black. ItвЂ™s 7.8 inches long in total (maybe six insertable) and 1.65 inches in diameter. ItвЂ™s made of PVC silicone so it isnвЂ™t 100 percent silicone and may have that classic toy smell at first. ItвЂ™s quite flexible and the suction cup base is handy for sticking to shower walls, bathtubs, headboards, or any flat surface. There are more little stimulating nubs on this than IвЂ™ve seen in a good long while. That said, if youвЂ™re all about textures, this toy has it. It doesnвЂ™t make me want to get busy, it makes me want to call the CDC. IвЂ™m sorry, but this just looks like someone has contracted a horrible alien virus. ItвЂ™s not pictured here, but if you click through you will see that it also has a suction cup base and balls. But when you make it in a skin-tone, I am getting off the boat and setting the dock on fire. This is how far down the rabbit hole IвЂ™ve gone: a dildo that looks like a realistic ear of corn? Sure, why not.

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